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These people are tripping today. Thank you boo. Patient: gangsters My ID number. Well, shit where do I find that? Me: It's on your card emblazoned under gangsters the big black letters "I" and "D" or if you know your social security number, I can use that. (Call me an asshole, but I thought it was so fun to use big crazy words on people, effortlessly making fun of them without them noticing. In Cubicle gangsters World, you have to get creative so that you don't shoot yourself or others around you). Patient: Emblaz-who? Oh right, right here. My number is 780 E 4739. Me: There shouldn't be any letters in the number sir. It should be a 9-digit number that interestingly enough looks exactly like your social. It's a great day out today. Wouldn't you agree? (Very sarcastically, I would throw in weather questions so that the girl next to me would know that it was about to go down right here at my station and to listen up because it's about to get hilarious.
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