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I aim a bit lower on the nomenclature scale. Expect my first child to be called Dapto. Or maybe Dorrigo. Or, for that exotic touch, Woy Woy. 14 · scott walker (ix) Posted by Luke on April 3, 2003 08:08 AM Or 'inquiring minds' even. Guh. 15 · Posted scott walker (ix) by Luke on April 3, 2003 08:10 AM Let me explain something about we Americans. First off, unlike the rest of the world, we do not come out of the womb. About 90% of us are born in the bionic hatchery. That small percentage of mothers who have the temerity to offer kiddies through the uterus are immediately executed, per the Suspicious Conscription Act, a followup to the Homeland Security Act, PATRIOT I, and PATRIOT II. Under the SCA, newborn babies are trained, Pavlov-style, to respond enthusiastically to fragmentary jingles, and to salivate when they hear a can of Coca-Cola opened (for under these new government services, the viscous, teeth-rotting beverage actually replaces milk in the bottle).
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