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| industrial, libyan, sumerian, charlie croker, and letters, richard bright, derek, bad, don cheadle, adrenalin, jarule real name, | So why are you trying to settle down with the very first fish you fucked? Is there established etiquette for showing appreciation to a person for being a good masturbatory fantasy? Dreamy Girl A polite person never techno says anything to the subjects of their masturbatory techno fantasies of the roles they play in her inner erotic life. Why? Well, take Andy Samberg for example. If I ever met him, I'd opt to discuss comedy or fashion or politics with him, omitting any references to the dozen or more times I've pictured him sitting on techno Daniel V.'s face. That information might make Andy uncomfortable, and then what hope would I have of ever getting into his pants? Is there anything you can do? Yes, DG, there is. The tactful way to show your appreciation to someone you've masturbated about is by making an anonymous donation to a worthy charity in their name. |
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| Why did he stare so deeply into your eyes? Because, HH, sometimes we click physically and chemically with someone who's sumerian just not right for us-or not all there-and the result can be mind-blowing sex and nothing sumerian more. Despite what Pope Benedict would have us believe, sex without love can be fucking amazing. Unfortunately, many sexually inexperienced people erroneously believe that mind-blowing, intensely connected sex must be evidence of a deeper, more profound connection. Sometimes it is, HH, sometimes it isn't. (And sometimes people stare deeply into our eyes because they're having a hard time focusing.) I'll conclude my sumerian shitty advice with this observation: You broke up with your last boyfriend after seven years because you wanted to fillet some of the other fishes in the sea. |
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