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| single parent, george w bush, adrenalin, turkish, iraq, thesopranos, alcohol, u, raymond j. barry, billy gallo, donal sutherland, portillo, wallpapers, loretta devine, tony danza, commerciale, sounds, list of themes, libyan, blink, discografia, | --Tisch hospital, 33rd Street Link To or Email this Post Overheard Goes to the Midnight Premiere Stormtrooper: Man, I can't even move in this thing. Star Wars geek #1: They said no dueling. Star Wars girlfriend: No lightsaber tommylasorda duels? Star Wars geek #2: No, the're no lightsaber dueling in the theater. Star Wars tommylasorda geek #1: But they're dueling. Star Wars girlfriend: Yeah, but he's Yoda. Lady: Look, I've been saving this seat since Attack of the Clones. Dude: Cool lightsaber. Dork: Thanks. Dude: Where'd you get it? Geek.com? Dork: No. Borders. --Ziegfeld theater, 54th Street Nerd: tommylasorda At this point, my expectations are so low, as long as Darth Vader's in it and a lot of people get killed, I'll be happy. --Ziegfeld theater, 54th Street Overheard by: Todd Seavey Fanboy: That was great. Now all we need is the technology from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to erase the first two. |
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