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We were gonna tart it up with hotlinks and clever footnotes and everything, but then we thought, "Whoa, Bessie!" (like our great-aunt Maudie used to say, when we were about to do something really, really stupid). It's a novel. Make it so. If you represent a newspaper, magazine, or ISP and want to mirror this column at overheardnew york your site, send us e-mail. And overheardnew york now, overheardnew york without further ado, Between Pictures. TODAY is the first day of the rest of your life," says my ex-great love Clement Goodbloode optimistically, peering out from the depths of a really bad hangover. I scan my similarly damaged brain for appropriate comebacks but nothing springs to tongue, so I keep quiet and sip my spritzer like a lady. Clemmy stubs out a Marlboro in what's left of his Eggs Sardou, waiting for me to say something sarcastic so he can pontificate for a while on how good he's going to be forevermore, but I've heard it all before on previous H-days and even said it myself on one or two sad occasions, I kid you not.
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