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| curbyour enthusiasm the complete fourth season, feature film comedy, freaks, mark wahlberg, matthew modine, themarshall mathers lp, squishy, christopher serrone, theitalian job, becoolwithbuck, action, archimedes, christine baranski, | Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, hard rock feeds they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list. Eric: Where is Vince on that list? Ari Gold: He ain't on the list. Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list? Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman," you stupid fuck! Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? hard rock feeds Baby! Ari hard rock feeds Gold: All right, well when you talk to Dana, tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun. |
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| Eric: She had her hands down his pants? Johnny squishy Drama: Yeah, both of 'em. Eric: Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker? Johnny Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good. Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School squishy Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn. Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise squishy is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic. Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend. Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes? |
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