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unf, arliss howard, strange, bi, feature film action/adventure, mob, blink 182, hard rock feeds, stacey, aphex twin, | Caller: Mrs. Lando, when your husband enrolled Mathilda at Spencer, he told us she had "problems". Well, as feature film comedy you know, we pride ourselves on turning troubled girls into healthy, productive young women. But if they are not here, there is very little we can do. Now, Mathilda left school without permission nearly two weeks ago. I know your feature film comedy husband paid tuition in advance for a year, but if you will refer to page twenty ofthe rules and regulations feature film comedy manual we sent you, you will see you will see that unless there is a valid excuse for prolonged absence, your tuition will be forfeit. |
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But, you know, if you're gonna be a hard-ass about it, I gotta disturb him. (he points at Stansfield) Let bi me tell you, when he's into his music, he hates being disturbed. Lando: I'm telling you the truth! Malky: I hope so, because he's got a talent for sniffin' out a lie. It's scary. It's almost like a sixth sense. Are you gonna change your tune, or I gotta bust into bi his? Lando: I'm telling you the truth. Malky: (sighs) All right. (to Stansfield) Stan, uh... sorry. He says he didn't cut the dope. Stansfield: Oh. (he approaches bi Lando and sniffs the air around him for several minutes) Of course he didn't. Just do me a favor. Find out who did by tomorrow — noon. Mathilda (on telephone): Hello? Caller: This is Margueritte McAllister, headmistress of the Spencer School for Girls in Wildwood, New Jersey. Is Mr. or Mrs. Lando home? Mathilda (faking deeper voice): Yes, this is she. |
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