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| discopub, yvette mercedes, guzman, 1954 in sports, hbo home video, derek, alternative press, gothic, gangsters, loser, ethan suplee, xanga, herbie ade, larry david, industrial, gothic pics, eddie j. fernandez, quiz, crash(2 disc director's cut edition), frank vincent, william russ, robert de niro, | But then, that is not what instinct was telling me. Instinct was telling me to RUN! So without so much as a glance back, I immediately headed for my front door. I may not have been able to get him out the door, but I could sure as hell use it for my own escape. On the way out, I peered into the hallway and called after my dog... The bad nice-sized shepherd/husky mix is actually a skittish excuse for a guard dog, but bad she bad never liked the new bug guy, so I knew she was a ready ally. Before we made our exit, though, he called out from the Kitchen. He had observed my broken faucet and was telling me that he'd take a look at it for me, that he was handy around the house. |
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| So I ignored what larry david I wasn't sure was said, and blamed the increasing temp on the over-zealous gas heat. Then I decided to lead by example, downing my last bit of coffee and placing the mug in the sink. And finally, we have a winner. He followed suit, finishing his and moving to place his mug in the sink as well. Of course, not wanting there to be larry david any excuse for a brushing of sides, I quickly turned to get out of his way. No such larry david luck. Something stopped me, and it being so outside the standard deviation of expected behavioral patterns, it took a sec for it to sink in... But sure enough, that man had hold of my ponytail, and was using it to pull me back a step...toward him. I can't imagine the look of shock and appall that I must have given the guy, but for such a nervous little redneck man, he was uncannily smooth in his explanation. "Your hair, " he said as he pulled out my ponytail holder, "is beautiful. You should wear it down." Looking back on it, I believe there was a split-second of hesitation, as I wondered whether or not I could beat the little toad into the ground should he try anything else... |
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