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| evil thatcher, money, disco, ian tyler, underground press, music, wav, eminem, feste, what'sin a name?, seth green, ian holm, band names, writing, algieria, atmosphere one on one, armenia, | The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in authentic Elvis-speak. Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real. I repeat, THIS GUY banco de gaia ACTUALLY EXISTS IN 3-D FLESH AND BONE. HE DRESSES LIKE ELVIS, banco de gaia BUT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS LIKABLE; IT IS ALSO WIDELY DOUBTED THAT HE ACTS, SINGS OR WOOS WOMEN. Always asks to talk to the manager by name to critique waiter, food, and service. Talks about Vegas and California a lot, using the phrases, "Man" and "Oh, Yeah, Man". When he leaves, he always asks to leave through the back. No kidding. Even if it is locked or barricaded by booster chairs. Hated so much by waitstaff, no one even says that he has left the building, much less announces it. |
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