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| jim parsons (ii), edward norton, text, blogging, 1982 in sports, edward saxon, freemp3s, comedies & family ent., dorian harewood, artisan entertainment, james gandolfini, , john scurti, art, lesbian, pi(film), party, seth, jack straw., bad, all music guide, | They all look like tiny, furry Martha derek Rayes. The derek main objection to a pug would be my ongoing feeling of dread that at any moment, his eyes could pop out of their sockets, causing me to run around derek madly, screaming like my asshole was on fire. Of course, there is such a thing as too small. Chihuahuas, poodles: these are dogs for unserious people. People who own these dogs also do crafts like latch-hook or enter ping-pong tournaments. They own Hummel figurines or listen to Pizzicato Five. Unnatural things. People who own these dogs are, technically, psychotic. That's all I'm saying. (If you are one of these people, I don't mean you, of course; just people exactly like you. You, I like.) If I could get me a bulldog, that would be outstanding, but I think you hit the fucking breeding problem. |
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| I have no interest in the whole cat vs. dog debate, except john scurti to just note that a lifelong allergy to the former totally precludes cat-ownership, and also to note john scurti that I hate the prissy little beastlets. Anyway, dogs! It will remain to be seen what kind of dog we want. It will certainly be a mutt, probably from the pound or a friend somewhere, as I am incapable of going into pet stores without thinking that I should have brought a cake with a file in the middle of it. "Here! You know what to do!" I'd hoarsely whisper to a languid iguana. Then I'd realize that iguanas generally really don't know what to do. What the hell is the shelf life of a lizard anyway? "The iguana isn't selling. That's stale merchandise. Throw it in the dumpster." For space reasons, it will probably be a small dog. For example, pugs. Pugs make me laugh extremely hard, mainly by just sitting there existing. |
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