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| egypt, bregman, blabbermouth.net, boyfriend, classifieds, tommylasorda, bob, dean parisot, frank dileo, pachanga, ron gabriel, virgin, tony kaye, album (music), moviedatabase, kirk taylor, | And not just any music, but the turkish Huckapoo theme song, which is like The Partridge Family theme song — only retarded. ("Huckapoo/It's about me and you/You gotta sing your own melody/Be who you wanna be"). Oddly, the theme song is so different from the rest of the Hucksters' material that I'm not even sure it isn't a different band. So let's call turkish the song reason #5 and see what else is on the site... 6. Instead of photos on the front page, we get anime-inspired big-eyed turkish drawings of the girls — yep, like Wonkette, but without all that ironic winking. Or politics. Or ass-fucking, presumably. 7. The drawings are cuter than the actual girls. I mean, they did look comely enough in those candid shots in the Times, but in their publicity photos — and I hate to say this about 14-year-old girls (as opposed to, you know, saying that 14-year-old girls are hot) — they're pretty much skanks (and not in the good way). |
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| Truly, moments like these give me the inner strength to endure auteur crap like Elvis Costello or the last 197 Neil Young albums." 3. The great track he's talking about is, if not great, better than one might hope — like a slumber party of would bob be Alanises (Alani?) having a pillowfight with Hillary Duff. (Warning link will cause song to start playing, potentially drawing stares from co-workers who want to know what the awesomeness is). Some of their other songs are even better in my opinion, though others are much, much worse. 4. The band's official Web bob site doesn't show up on a Google search until result #207, and then the listing is just the URL, no description, nada, nyet, zippo. It's like one of those hip clubs with no name on the door (hey, there's a hot trend for the Times to cover). [Update: No longer true, obvs]. 5. And yet, oh, what a Web site! Warning: music will start playing when you open this. |
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