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| benny blanco, wordssong lyrics 2pac this life i lead better dayz, whales, goodfellas(two disc special edition), poetry, single parent, george w bush, adrenalin, turkish, iraq, thesopranos, alcohol, u, raymond j. barry, billy gallo, donal sutherland, | After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original To Anacreon in Heaven lyrics while my bregman son performs anal sex on her." The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, bregman "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, bregman we all stop and lay down on the stage." The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow." He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. |
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| Because the sense of what an aristocrat is has faded in many countries, the final line may simply be seen as the end of a rather bawdy joke rather than a punchline. In some regions the poetry name of the act is "The Sophisticates" or "The Debonaires". An example This version of the joke is fairly short, and simply demonstrates the form. Actual performances of the joke can last minutes, and it is rumored that Chevy Chase poetry used to hold parties at which the goal was to tell the joke for a half hour. A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned." The man says, "But, this is really special." The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?" He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. |
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