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| everyone started on this line with "I'd have to arabic keep my mum in the kitchen, or she'd probably arabic shout at us all for being drunk" and arabic so on. this went round the table, and when it got to my end, one turned to me and said "what about you?" fed up with just looking sorrowful, i cracked and piped up "i'd probably have to leave her on the shelf in case someone knocked the urn over." everyone dropped their eyes in silence, except my mate mick who actually fell off his chair laughing. It never came up again. (alchohol, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:28) At the end of a meal, I borrowed £3 off a female friend I won't see in a while. We were joking about interest on the money, and I jokingly said that she owned part of me now, and, in front of a group of friends, as well as the whole restaurant, said that i'd "give her a finger."Only afterwards did I realise.I used to have a serious crush on that girl, and was publicly rejected by her when I plucked up the courage to ask her out.There |
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