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| me being me, I decided to take off his shoe, and throw it across the library... Just as a teacher walked past..."Don't throw your shoes about, go pick it up", says I. Cue odd look ed o'ross from teacher... (Fido Dido, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:07) Oh, and another I have the most evil maths teacher in the world. She's really bad, ed o'ross everybody hates her. Anyway, one day she goes out of the room to tell some people off in the corridor. ed o'ross I notice that she leaves her keys in the filing cabinet. I say very loudly to the class "We could lock her out, you know. Her keys are just there. We could do it, it's what she fucking deserves."Predictably enough, she opened the door shortly after I started. Things have never been the same since. ( Reid is the hotstepper, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:59) Oh dear. When I was going to work one day, there were 3 of us in a car going along the motorway, and every so often we'd pass a bored child being driven somewhere. |
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