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| christine baranski, photos, 1976 in sports, george c. wolfe, essay, humor magazine, weblog, andy argyrakis, omaggi, sluginterview, alternative, monkey sex, strange news, hard rock news, rise, pictures, sincity, funk metal, | First there's the shock of it - bam! - right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me. (The dog barks again, and the sherriff tells him to be quiet - they resume their conversation. Meanwhile, Mr Orange takes a "squirt") SHERIFF 1 Shut up! So anyway, I've got my gun middleeast drawn, right? And I middleeast got it pointed right at this guy. I tell him, "Freeze! Don't fucking middleeast move," and this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding his head yeah, saying, "I know. I know. I know." But meanwhile his right hand's creeping towards the glove box. I scream at him, "Asshole! I'm going to fucking blow you away right now! |
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| So I alternative walk in the mens' room, and who's standing there? Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a german shepherd. (We cut to this imaginary situation. The dog barks. We cut between the club and the men's room as the conversation continues.) EDDIE They're waiting for you? MR. ORANGE No, they're just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room, alternative talking. When I walked through the door, they all stopped what they were talking about and they looked at me. MR. WHITE (Laughs) That's hard, man. That's a fucking hard situation. MR. ORANGE alternative German shepherd starts barking. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. |
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